Bedroom Wars

Mrs. Tazzo says to her friend, "You know, I think Harry's lost all interest in our lovemaking."
Her friend says, "Do you follow any kind of a ritual?"
Mrs. Tazzo says, "Yeah. Every night I put on this nightgown that's got a high front and a low back. He used to go crazy every time he saw me in it."
Her friend says, "Well, why don't you mix it up a little bit? Put it on backward tonight, then it'll have a high back and a low front. Maybe it'll catch his eye."
That night, before her husband comes into the bedroom, Mrs. Tazzo puts her nightgown on backward, so it's high in the back and low in the front.
When Harry walks in she says, 
"Honey, do you notice anything different?"
He says, "Yeah, tonight the skid marks are in the front of that fucking nightgown."