Bar Talk

There was an American, a Kiwi and an Aussie sitting at the local bar discussing their sexual prowess in bed. 
First of all the Kiwi said, 
"When I'm finished making love to my woman I lick the bottom of her feet and she floats 6 ft into the air with pure pleasure." 
The American puffed his chest out and mentioned, 
"That's nothing. When I'm finished making love to my woman I lick behind her knees and she floats 12 ft into the air with pure pleasure." 
Casually, the Aussie replied ...
"That's nothing, when I have finished shagging my sheila I get up and wipe my cock on the curtains and she hits the fucking ROOF!"