Coming In For A Landing

Jimmy was outside playing with his toy airplane, while his mom was in the kitchen making supper. All of a sudden she heard him say...
"Any of you assholes that want to get OFF the plane, do so at this time... any of you assholes that want to get ON the plane, please do so at this time".
His mother couldn't believe her ears, so she kept listening...
"We're coming in for a landing" Jimmy said, "any of you assholes that want to get OFF the plane, do so at this time... any assholes want to get ON the plane, do so at this time".
Now she KNOWS she heard it so she races outside and says ...
" Jimmy, get to your room! You can now stay in there for the next two hours for using such vulgar language!!"
Two hours later Jimmy comes out and goes back out to fly his toy plane, his mom eavesdropping at the kitchen window, waiting to hear if he uses THAT language again.
Jimmy goes, "We're now going in for a landing, any ladies or gentlemen that would like to disembark from the plane, please do so at this time...any ladies or gentlemen that would like to board the plane, please do so at this time....and any of you assholes that are pissed off about the two hour delay, go see the bitch in the kitchen!!!!"